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    Patisserie Valerie calories: the full UK menu (2026)

    Maclo holds 6 Patisserie Valerie menu items with calories, verified against Patisserie Valerie's published nutrition data on 24 Aug 2026. The lightest main that is still a meal is the Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette at 607 kcal; the highest-protein one-person main is Chicken Salad Baguette (620 kcal). The protein, carbs, fat and menu prices for every item are blurred on this page and unlock in the Maclo app.

    On 3 of these items the brand published calories only; the app names its macro estimate for them as an estimate.

    Prices vary by branch; the app shows the price at the branch nearest you.

    Menu items
    6
    Prices held
    3
    Meal deals
    0
    London branches
    4
    Verified
    24 Aug 2026

    Highlights at Patisserie Valerie

    Patisserie Valerie mains average 615 kcal, and 0 of them are under 500 kcal; 0 carry 30 g protein or more.

    Highest protein main
    Chicken Salad Baguette
    620kcal
    Proteing
    Lightest main that is still a meal
    Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette
    607kcal
    Proteing
    Best protein per 100 kcal
    Chicken Salad Baguette
    620kcal
    Proteing

    The full Patisserie Valerie menu

    Every calorie figure is per serving as Patisserie Valerie publishes it. The protein, carbs, fat and menu price columns are blurred here and unlock in the Maclo app.

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    Mains (3 items)

    Patisserie Valerie Mains: calories per serving; protein, carbs, fat and price unlock in the app
    ItemCaloriesProteinCarbsFatMenu priceTags
    BLT Sourdough Sandwich617 kcalgggCalorie verified
    Chicken Salad Baguette620 kcalgggCalorie verified
    Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette607 kcalgggCalorie verified

    Desserts (3 items)

    Patisserie Valerie Desserts: calories per serving; protein, carbs, fat and price unlock in the app
    ItemCaloriesProteinCarbsFatMenu priceTags
    Double Chocolate Slice490 kcalggg£VerifiedVegetarianPescatarian
    Strawberries & Cream Cake502 kcalggg£VerifiedVegetarianPescatarian
    Strawberry Gateau275 kcalggg£VerifiedVegetarianPescatarian

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    Branches in London

    Maclo maps 4 London branches of Patisserie Valerie. Open the app to see which branch is nearest, what it charges, and what fits your day.

    Common questions about Patisserie Valerie nutrition

    How many calories are in Patisserie Valerie meals?

    Patisserie Valerie mains average 615 kcal. 0 mains come in under 500 kcal. Maclo holds calories for all 6 items on this page.

    What is the highest-protein item at Patisserie Valerie?

    Chicken Salad Baguette, at 620 kcal. Its protein figure, with the carbs, fat and menu price, unlocks in the Maclo app.

    What is the lowest-calorie meal at Patisserie Valerie?

    Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette, at 607 kcal, among the mains that still carry at least 15 g protein.

    Does Patisserie Valerie publish nutrition information?

    3 of the 6 items here carry Patisserie Valerie's own published calories, protein, carbs and fat. This page shows the calories; the Maclo app unlocks the rest. On 3 items Patisserie Valerie publishes calories only.

    Where does this data come from?

    Patisserie Valerie's published nutrition information at patisserie-valerie.co.uk, captured 24 Aug 2026. Figures are per serving as the brand states them.

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    Source: patisserie-valerie.co.uk · captured 24 Aug 2026 · calories are per serving as Patisserie Valerie states them. How this data is collected.

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